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What The Fuck Is A Justin Bieber?

from I Eat Food And I Drink Beverages by MC Karel

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I’m walking down the street with my ghetto blaster.
I’m going pretty slow but the music is fast, and
some fella comes to me and wants to ask a question
“What’re you listening, man? What’s that radio station?”
I looked at him and asked if he was Marty McFly
cause I was sure that he was from another time.
“What’s a radio, man? I don’t know what that is.
All I’ve had in my life is this stupid compact disc.
It used to be a tape but my deck broke down, man...”
I stopped my explanation cause the guy was frowning.
He slowly walked away like he was scared of me.
I guess he didn’t like the sounds of Public Enemy. Go!

I don’t wanna listen to the radio.
Cause the radio show makes me a dull old boy.
I’d rather blast some tunes through the stereo.
I’m gonna write bad songs with real bad flows.

I was hanging with my buds at the local bar,
I put a penny in the jukebox but it wouldn’t start,
asked the waiter if he knew what the fuck was up.
He told me it was old so the thing was stopped.
I thought that that was bullshit, but what could I do?
Then he turned on some music that didn’t sound so good.
It sounded like a girl but appeared to be a boy.
It really didn’t sound like something I could enjoy.
So I asked the dude politely what LP was on.
He said “This is the radio, man, I don’t know the song!”
I listened to the radio, well, they don’t have a clue.
Why the fuck would they play this Bleeper dude? Huh?

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from I Eat Food And I Drink Beverages, released August 16, 2012

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