All this time I've spent my days by listening to awful music.
All I've heard are songs that make my head hurt and I start to lose it.
All these bitches sing about their problems with the female sex,
but I think that these wankers need a frontal kick between the legs!
They make generic songs 'bout killing someone's boyfriend
and use the same three chords as in "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend".
But somehow I can't stop myself from list'ning to this shit.
This pop punk music really sucks but, hey, I kinda like it!

So please don't shut me up, I've got something to say as well - so bear with me.
Please don't make this stop I've got something to say...
I make atrocities.

When I'm mad I tend to check out heavy bands with angry lyrics,
not because I think they're good but just cause they create a feeling
I can't put my finger on no matter what I try to do,
These bands just shout & shout & shout about the fact they don't like you.
Musically these bands all rip off every band they've heard before,
their albums are just noisy discs; their live shows leave me super bored.
The drums are loud. The bass is loud. Guitars are just inaudible.
But nonetheless I clap because their passion is applaudable.

I've always wondered what it'd be like if I was the musicmaker,
so I started rapping even though that's what I always hated.
Now I see that music's not supposed to be a work of art,
the only thing that really matters is just writing from the heart.
If you do not get that then I don't see why you're still around
cause obviously I have no actual skill to make a decent sound.
So if you are still listening and thinking maybe that I'm right,
please don't forget to sing along and boogie at the show tonight.