I know this girl, and she's really fucking cute.
I got her number! (High five, dude!)
I like to talk to her but I don't know what to say,
and when she gets around I only want her to stay
on the island of my feelings, where she'll always be.
If she goes away, I might need therapy.
But she will be with me, well, hopefully,
and I will make her see that she belongs with me.

I've met some chicks, they were all very fine,
but none of them were supposed to be mine.
I was not their type - no, really, lesbianest,
I guess they're having fun, if they know what fun is.
Anyway I'm drifting off, I'm all over those sluts.
I wish I'd gotten under them but over is enough.
I'm not a guy who tries to hump on everyone he sees
and I don't wanna risk getting their STDs, bitch!

I got a small request for this cute little girl,
I hope she understands cause it would mean the world.
I'm scared to screw things up and fuck up our lives,
but "Do you wanna be with me and listen to the Hives? - Please!"
I hope this doesn't weird her out and make her run away,
I hope she wants to be with me and dance to the Steinways.
It's a tiny question, but I'd really like it though,
to be with her while listening to Alkaline Trio.

I think that it'd be cool to spend our time together.
Oh man, I'll just be glad if I could even get her
but right now I'm in doubt, I'm not really sure.
I'm wondering if she'd like Be My Doppelganger.
Would she like D4, or maybe Emperor?
I just want to take her to a record store.
I don't know what she listens to on her iPod,
but I damn sure hope it's not Lamb Of God.

So do you wanna be in love with me?
We'll chill out on the couch with some Fugazi,
we'll go to the bed and spend all night
making out to Making Things With Light.
If you're alright with that I'd like to ask you out.
We'll go to a show and we'll sing out loud,
we will dance and twist on a Friday night
we'll end up going nuts to the tunes of Hold Tight!

I'll be Rivethead - you'll be the Copyrights...