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MC Karel - Please Listen To Transilvanian Hunger With Me

from ALL FUZZ NO FUN by MC Karel/The Gargles

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You're saying all this stuff and I use it as a buffer but you're probably just bluffin' cause soon you will have enough and your feelings will get hurt, your vagina could get bored cause you're holding in your laughter while I'm filling up your hole. I got a hard-on that I can't get rid off and as soon as we hit it off it just wants to get a lift-off. There's fluids going on in my penile prison and you hold the key, to let it all free, cause I'M TERRIBLE AT SEX!
Well my nuts accumulate and store up my jizz things so I'll have something ready when we get down to bizniz. I'll try to hold it in but I'm just like "oh, shit" Feel like an idiot, let's just make the most of it. My dick is like Flappy Bird, it's huge and addicting, so you play it all the time but it's sorta conflicting cause it's fun to spend your breaks, but don't you wonder what it'd be like if the fucking bird could last a bit longer? I'M TERRIBLE AT SEX!
I don't care about the physical necessities. I just wanna hang out and share recipes. Don't give a fuck about fucking - sex is for suckers. Just sit on my cock for 45 seconds, cause I’M TERRIBLE AT SEX!
But I'm pretty good at foreplay.

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from ALL FUZZ NO FUN, released September 11, 2014

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