Normally I start out with something witty but this time I wanna do it differently. I just wanna say that you're really pretty and I don't really care that your name's really silly. I just wanna pet you like if you were a kitty. Take you out to dinner and eat some spaghetti, get to a bar and order martini's. Throw them away and start drinking beers. Stay up all night until we're all giddy. Then you tell me straight up you're not interested. I totes understand and I try to forget it. But I just wanna know if wanna see some animals?
AT THE ROTTERDAM ZOO, it will be cool, it will just be me and you, and all the other people there will stop and stare but we don't care.
I already know that you got a boyfriend. I really respect you two so I'm on the low end. But there's this unstoppable force that makes me go and think about you - at least on the weekends. I’m sorry, I shouldn't say this out loud cause now he's gonna bash my skull inside out. Can we still be friends? Don't make me blackout! Please realise that this is for laughs, alright now. I just wanna see some porcupines right now, want you to guide me through the sea lions. Show me the paths to find the giraffes and run away fast to the "restricted for staff" cabs.
We will feed those people to the bears.
An actually talented guy. Clever lyrics and soothing tunes. Also does a radioshow with a bunch of cool hip hop: http://www.radioscorpio.be/onehour MC Karel